Milady Got Back

pegkerr told cynthia1960, who told badgerbag who told my Cousin Els who told me, and now I'm telling YOU:

Popular artist Sir Mix-a-Lot's baby got back has been newly translated into the (19th century) vernacular by . . . well, some lunatics on LJ.

Sticklers may quibble at some infelicities of historical accuracy . . . but I hope you'll all laugh as hard as I did!