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[ellenkushner]

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In January I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Monday I put gum in melodican's hair (-12 points). Last Tuesday I helped ksp24 see the light (8 points). Last Friday I pulled over and changed krismcd59's flat tire (15 points). Last Thursday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole wild_irises's purse (30 points).

Overall, I've been naughty(-659 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
ellen_kushner

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Comments

[stardustgirl.livejournal.com]

*giggling wildly at "Asscrackistan". LOL! Next time you're heartlessly and cruelly dictating over there, please send me a postcard. :-D

[nohwhere-man.livejournal.com]

He he, a friend calls the Really Early part of the day the "Ass Crack of Dawn." I just call TFE (Too Early).

(It's amazing how fast this thing's made it's way around LJ.)

[yaoi-in-exile.livejournal.com]

Wwwwwwwwow. *cracks up* XDDDD

What, you points for literary genius? Santa, you hardass! X3 (Also: Asscrackistan seems to be going through a period of political turmoil. Hn. http://yaoi-in-exile.livejournal.com/6624.html?mode=reply )

[ellen-kushner.livejournal.com]

Hey, MINIONS! Anyone want to create such a postcard?

Although I must say that "Asscrackistan" is merely the name assigned to us by the unfeeling media. The true name of our great and glorious Autocracy is "The Peoples' Mass-Delusional Effort of Lower Madeupistan" ("Upper Madeupistan" being ruled, of course, by my sister, the wicked witch of the . . . oops!)

[ellen-kushner.livejournal.com]

One of my friends called it "Christ'o'clock in the morning."

And may I just say, I already *have* a moldy sandwich?

[ellen-kushner.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm glad to see they got a month off.

[miep.livejournal.com]

wait, I think i might be a minion...

You asked for it...

[stardustgirl.livejournal.com]

There's one here (http://www.stardust-and-alchemy.com/lj/asscrackistan1.jpg), here (http://www.stardust-and-alchemy.com/lj/asscrackistan2.jpg), and here (http://www.stardust-and-alchemy.com/lj/asscrackistan3.jpg).

...istan?

[nohwhere-man.livejournal.com]

FWIW, The various casts of the Dickens Christmas Fair (http://www.dickensfair.com/) in San Francisco tend to divide the green room area by the books they play, so among others we have Twististan (or sometimes Twistenburg) and Otherbookistan ("Home of the Sapphire Martini").

MY Sandwich Has Entire Civilizations of Bacteria On It! Who Needs Asscrackistan? >D

[yaoi-in-exile.livejournal.com]

(Ooooh, burn. >3)

:O *buries face in hands* My typos astound me. I wrote that at 4am. I am so very very sorry. *whimper*

[yaoi-in-exile.livejournal.com]

:D

*begins postcarding furiously*

Re: MY Sandwich Has Entire Civilizations of Bacteria On It! Who Needs Asscrackistan? >D

[ellen-kushner.livejournal.com]

Typos Happen.

(Especially at 4 a.m.!)