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[ellenkushner]

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In January I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Monday I put gum in melodican's hair (-12 points). Last Tuesday I helped ksp24 see the light (8 points). Last Friday I pulled over and changed krismcd59's flat tire (15 points). Last Thursday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole wild_irises's purse (30 points).

Overall, I've been naughty(-659 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
ellen_kushner

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Comments

[stardustgirl.livejournal.com]

*giggling wildly at "Asscrackistan". LOL! Next time you're heartlessly and cruelly dictating over there, please send me a postcard. :-D

[nohwhere-man.livejournal.com]

He he, a friend calls the Really Early part of the day the "Ass Crack of Dawn." I just call TFE (Too Early).

(It's amazing how fast this thing's made it's way around LJ.)

[ellen-kushner.livejournal.com]

One of my friends called it "Christ'o'clock in the morning."

[ellen-kushner.livejournal.com]

Hey, MINIONS! Anyone want to create such a postcard?

Although I must say that "Asscrackistan" is merely the name assigned to us by the unfeeling media. The true name of our great and glorious Autocracy is "The Peoples' Mass-Delusional Effort of Lower Madeupistan" ("Upper Madeupistan" being ruled, of course, by my sister, the wicked witch of the . . . oops!)

You asked for it...

[stardustgirl.livejournal.com]

There's one here (http://www.stardust-and-alchemy.com/lj/asscrackistan1.jpg), here (http://www.stardust-and-alchemy.com/lj/asscrackistan2.jpg), and here (http://www.stardust-and-alchemy.com/lj/asscrackistan3.jpg).

[yaoi-in-exile.livejournal.com]

:D

*begins postcarding furiously*

[yaoi-in-exile.livejournal.com]

Wwwwwwwwow. *cracks up* XDDDD

What, you points for literary genius? Santa, you hardass! X3 (Also: Asscrackistan seems to be going through a period of political turmoil. Hn. http://yaoi-in-exile.livejournal.com/6624.html?mode=reply )

And may I just say, I already *have* a moldy sandwich?

[ellen-kushner.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm glad to see they got a month off.

MY Sandwich Has Entire Civilizations of Bacteria On It! Who Needs Asscrackistan? >D

[yaoi-in-exile.livejournal.com]

(Ooooh, burn. >3)

:O *buries face in hands* My typos astound me. I wrote that at 4am. I am so very very sorry. *whimper*

Re: MY Sandwich Has Entire Civilizations of Bacteria On It! Who Needs Asscrackistan? >D

[ellen-kushner.livejournal.com]

Typos Happen.

(Especially at 4 a.m.!)

[miep.livejournal.com]

wait, I think i might be a minion...

...istan?

[nohwhere-man.livejournal.com]

FWIW, The various casts of the Dickens Christmas Fair (http://www.dickensfair.com/) in San Francisco tend to divide the green room area by the books they play, so among others we have Twististan (or sometimes Twistenburg) and Otherbookistan ("Home of the Sapphire Martini").