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ellenkushnerCOMMERCIAL #1
Dude 1: Hey, look! If we order this pizza before 5, it's only $5!
Dude 2: But dude; pizza at PizzaHut is $5 all the time!
Dude 1: Yeah, but it tastes like shit.
COMMERCIAL#2
Hysterical Announcer: Mr. Clean's Magic Sponge! It cleans everything!!
Viewer: It's a freaking sponge with soap already on it.
Back to e-mail, now.
Dude 1: Hey, look! If we order this pizza before 5, it's only $5!
Dude 2: But dude; pizza at PizzaHut is $5 all the time!
Dude 1: Yeah, but it tastes like shit.
COMMERCIAL#2
Hysterical Announcer: Mr. Clean's Magic Sponge! It cleans everything!!
Viewer: It's a freaking sponge with soap already on it.
Back to e-mail, now.