God Damn America. . . .
Mar. 28th, 2008 12:32 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ellenkushner...And not for the reasons of Reverend Wright, but because it has spawned the Comedy Club.
You probably think I'm a pretty nice person. And, in fact, I'm a whole lot nicer than I used to be. The rest is mere show.
As I was reminded this evening when I attended a dear old friend's school Extension School Stand-Up class performance at the Broadway Comedy Club. Oh, she was fine; pretty funny, once she found the microphone & you could hear her. But the guys who were on before her?
Well, let's just say that I sure wish I had a best buddy who was a peerless swordsman who could disable their vital organs quickly and efficiently.
Reader, I heckled him.
And so would you've, if you'd been present for lines like "Mexicans want to have sex all the time" and "Dominicans can't read, that's why they jump the turnstiles." It was vile, and I let him have it. He tried to rebut by insulting me, but little did he know who he was dealing with.
They should never have imposed that 2-drink minimum, the price-gouging bastards. Everyone knows I can't hold my mai tai.
You probably think I'm a pretty nice person. And, in fact, I'm a whole lot nicer than I used to be. The rest is mere show.
As I was reminded this evening when I attended a dear old friend's school Extension School Stand-Up class performance at the Broadway Comedy Club. Oh, she was fine; pretty funny, once she found the microphone & you could hear her. But the guys who were on before her?
Well, let's just say that I sure wish I had a best buddy who was a peerless swordsman who could disable their vital organs quickly and efficiently.
Reader, I heckled him.
And so would you've, if you'd been present for lines like "Mexicans want to have sex all the time" and "Dominicans can't read, that's why they jump the turnstiles." It was vile, and I let him have it. He tried to rebut by insulting me, but little did he know who he was dealing with.
They should never have imposed that 2-drink minimum, the price-gouging bastards. Everyone knows I can't hold my mai tai.