(really just an excuse to try out new icons, now that I have been given this amazing power)

[ellenkushner]

My favorite recent Onion piece:
Mob Not Angry At Monster, Just Disappointed
though frostokovich liked
Al Gore Places Infant Son In Rocket To Escape Dying Planet .

My actual favorite, from the actual paper, is a promised op-ed:
"Oh, No, Something!"
by A Hedgehog
(accompanied by attractive photo of same)
but apparently it is so cutting-edge that it does not even appear online.

Comments

[renesears.livejournal.com]

What a lovely new icon you're sporting!

The monster article: hee.

[calimac.livejournal.com]

I'm with frostokovich. That is a rare gem. "Al Gore -- or, as he is known in his own language, Gore-Al ..."

[motorbike.livejournal.com]

I enjoyed I Don't Have Time For Noncontroversial Art Exhibits (http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/i_dont_have_time_for)

What does the Hedgehog have to say.

[deliasherman.livejournal.com]

Nothing, sadly. The editorial doesn't exist.

Which means, of course, that Somebody Shall Have To Write One.

"Hey, You Got Something to Eat?" by A Goat

[ellen-kushner.livejournal.com]

Well, there's always this:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/40091