THE.... Sodomite Hal Duncan!!
From April 2008, but new to me:
Glaswegian fantasist (Vellum and Ink) Hal Duncan* explains the finer points of m/m activity** to the sender of some hate mail. And picks his teeth with what's left of them.
* You might also like Hal's expletive filled, loving and empowering 8-minute "It Gets Better" rant. Or you might not. I do.
**No, I'm not being squeamish; I just want to avoid overexciting the spambots.